"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
george weasley looking in the mirror of erised and seeing what appears to just be his reflection until he notices it has both ears
he wonders why the mirror thinks an ear is his heart’s desire and then he realises that isn’t what it’s saying
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT?!
New headcannon: That damned mirror was destroyed in the battle of Hogwarts, so there can be NO MORE POSTS LIKE THIS.
a message to people who sleep with clothes on: love yourself
i’m gonna be the winner here when a fire breaks out and i don’t have to run outside and greet the neighbors with my titties out
a lifetime of sweatless nights is worth one loose titty fire escape
Someone add demon eyes and it will be season 1 to season 9
My hand slipped.
F uc k